So the interweb is ablaze today with the news gossip that Meg White may have filmed herself having sex. My first thought… ewwwww….. My second thought… hmmmmm…
Needless to say I’m more than a little interested in seeing the plainest girl in Rock and Roll have sex. But for some reason I can’t bring myself to watch it… I don’t know if it’s because I’m a little worried that it won’t actually be her, that it will actually be her, or that someone in my office will catch me watching porn at work. It’s probably the later though… If anyone else wants to have the same moral dilemma the link can be found here. Until I build up the courage to watch it I’d love to hear whether people think that it is her or not.
On a completely unrelated note The White Stripes were recently forced to cancel their tour because of Meg’s “acute anxiety”
Sacs in The City. 
Wait. Let’s clarify. Is she having sex with herself or with someone else? A lot is riding on this answer.
boobies are gross
She is having sex with someone else.
Of course you choose to comment on this McInenly. You’re sick and need help. Who’s the dude anyways?
Some dude she met at a 7-11 I think.