I figured I would steal a popular idea from
Douche bag Blogging Superstar Bill Simmons and write a running diary for week one of the NFL.
1:08… They say that the first pass of the year can dictate how your season is going to go. For Jason Campbell… First pass. INT. It may be a long year.
1:35: Boring… I’m getting Miami vs. Washington and Green Bay vs. Philadelphia. I need something to keep my interest.
1:36: I order pizza.
2:01: Trent Green throws the ball out of the reach of Chris Chambers. Announcer suggests “If that pass would have been perfect it would have been a completion.” It is this insight that I tune in for.
2:10: pizza arrives. I’m sort of over it, but I eat it anyway.
2:20: I’m pretty pissed that the two teams that I am playing against this week in fantasy football are playing with Minnesota and Pittsburg.
3:3: Stephan Jackson must be pissing off a lot of people.
3:37: I just picked Chris Brown up in two fantasy leagues.
4:11: Buffalo is going to lose another game in the last second aren’t they? Has any team in recent history been able to lose in such a dramatic fashion as often as Buffalo. It’s like getting punched in the balls every Sunday.
4:13: Turns out the two turd sandwiches I got to watch both ended with last second field goals to make each end 16-13… while I appreciate the excitement, neither had a touchdown in the second half.