Turtles

I think that The Simpsons said it right when they suggested in the episode where Bart gets an elephant, that “just like humans some animals are jerks.” I dig this turtle. He’s got spunk, even though he’s way smaller he’s kicking ass.

I do not like this turtle though, he’s clearly a sexual deviant.  I bet that he lives in his moms basement and he has a drawer full of Turtle snuff films.

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Filed under douchebags, Life, Turtle Bully, Tutle pan

One response to “Turtles

  1. fruffy

    This reminds me of many nights spent out. Head-butting dudes and humping things that resemble members of the opposite sex.

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