So apparently the world can’t get enough of the Paris Hilton story. While I agree that it is hysterical that the princess was sent to jail the constant stream of media attention is really starting to irritate me. It’s getting to the point that I can’t turn on the TV to find out we are doing in Iraq without being bothered by some half-assed abortion of a Paris Hilton story. I certainly don’t need updates like this one. Who the fuck cares what the privileged residence surrounding Paris’s house think? While I think that laughing at these rich people is funny I’d much rather giggle about the middleclass neighborhood in the ‘burbs that the sexual predator just moved into.