In what I’m sure will become an ongoing theme it turns out that sunny Miami has a little bit of a violence problem. The late night manager of a (ghetto) Wendy’s was shot when he refused to give a customer some extra chilli sauce with his order. This is one of those stories that made me laugh really hard for about five minutes then I felt bad about it afterwards. I mean there are some clearly hysterical lines in the story:
“I did not know I got shot,” store manager Renal Frage told WTVJ-TV in Miami. “When I went back to the office, I saw blood pumping out of my arm, and I was shocked. I was checking myself out and couldn’t believe I got shot over some chili sauce.”
It pretty much stops being funny when you watch the video and the manager ends up being a high school kid and not some wiry old man. I don’t really understand though how he didn’t realize that he got shot though, I mean I’ve never been shot but I imagine that it goes something like this:
Me (Getting shot) : “Ouch… I was just shot”
It all seems fairly unmistakable.